THE TALE OF OLD AUNT MAUD. Old Aunt Maud, Is tucked safely up Within her Grave, The Old Witch that She Was, With Marmaduke the Cat, And Her Snowy white Hair. There had been rumours That once She was a Teacher, Of Mathematics and Science, Poor Old Maud, She loved Her Maths and Her Science, The Old Witch that She Was, Using Chalk 'n' Board, As them that do, To teach I mean. Keeping order with both Frantic Slipper 'n' Rule, The Old Witch that She Was, Was Cruel , Terrorizing, When Tutoring, Children of differing sizes Till She was wiped, With one wave of Her wand, One day , From Her own fearful Register, Now She is to be seen, The Old Witch that She Was, Haunting, Twice nightly round the Moon.