OLD BARUM TOWN FAIR.
 (Down Monkey Island Way.)

Oyez! Oyez!
I say,
Us be goin' to Old 
Barum Fair,
Farmers Bays and 
Maiden too!

Helter Skelter,
Tumble down
Journey
Circle 
Flow,
Fortunes told,
Come,
Boxing Booth,
Hall of Mirrors,
Monkey Island
Waltzers
Ride!
Gallery Guns shoot!
Now flow,
Wall of Death, 
Ghastly Ghosts,
Scream!!
You River Lit,
Of ancient flow
Candy covered Girls,
Are your Shi!
Now with Floss, 
Stripping!
Reflecting,
Ferris Wheel,
And Carousel.