MY FRIEND JANET. Painted nails, Neat and chauffeured, My Friend Janet, Lived and died, And Lived and Smiled, A Lady, Carrying that C - Word, That awful C - Word, Deep, Deep, Within Her, Practicing a Faith, A Simple Faith, Of Christian Love, And endeavour, Whilst Little Leo, Would nip, And Growl, Nip and Growl, Around Janet's poor Heal, Keeping Furious Wolves away, He just couldn't, Couldn't keep The Big C - Word away. (Dedicated to Mrs. Janet Vanstone - Died age 65 March 2007)